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<P>A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The <STRONG>pharmacist</STRONG> says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants...</P>
<P>"Well," he says," I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because i think tonight is th night. We are having dinner with her parents, and then we are going out. and I have got a feeling I am going to get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12-pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.</P>
<P>Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give thre blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl lean over and says," You never told me that you were such a religious person."</P>
<P>The young man leans over to her and says," You..</P>
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雅思/托福
IP卡
狗仔卡
提升卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
